“MARTILYO GANG” STRIKES AGAIN!


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CESAR MONTANO : BLAMING IT ON ‘SEXY’


pizap.com13808522008541It isn’t right to judge people . Period.  But somehow in a country where blind items, scammers, corrupt officials are all part of the morning brew we really do not have much choice but to enjoy it.  Yes, judging people is a form of entertainment for the underprivileged , unschooled and emotionally challenged.  It momentarily numbs the sensitivity and parades as a euphoric shroud of invincibility.  I may have declared some mortals as what they are but if I may boast, it all came after an extreme scrutiny of their skin pores.  Which we should all do.  We have to scrape through the surface as well as the pit to qualify whatever trash or perfume escape our mouths.  A Lothario of an actor named Cesar Montano has been making rounds of discrediting sexy stars to justify his falling out of the coop he once shared with Sunshine Cruz.  This is a very ungentlemanly act and should be dealt with extensively.  Sexy/Bold/Porno stars who bare their skin and let the cargo in should stage a rally to declare Montano as a showbiz persona non-grata for this sole reason.  A law should be passed that would criminalize such act with a minimum imprisonment of 90-years and link damages to the tune of ₱90M.  Almost unforgivable, this is an ironic twist for Montano since he was a habitue of THUNDERDOME [expensive girly bar along Timog Avenue in the 80s/90s]  where I personally saw  him  cavorting with the club’s topless dancers, and also had the chance of [unintentionally] peeking into his ugly purplish dick at the men’s room.  He should keep his bitterness to himself and not start blaming situations and people with what has become of his constant whoring and stealing the thunder from flesh traders! Shame on YOU!

KRIS LAWRENCE SCORES A HOT HIT WITH ‘IKAW PALA’ !


KRIS LAWRENCE : Fresh OPM Icon!

KRIS LAWRENCE : Fresh OPM Icon!

KRIS LAWRENCE is officially a hitmaker with his ‘IKAW PALA’ now doing rounds in  the airwaves and online favors and the music video such an intriguing visual fare that you cannot help but promise yourself to check out the nearest music store to privately experience him.  The song’s premise is age-old, here’s this guy romanticizing the arrival of a girl in his life who he realizes to be the perfect one to make his life heaven on heart.  But, its melodic strains is a refreshing take on the usual lovesong formula we are all used to.  Kris’ unpredictable slide up to almost [?] four octaves after the initial intro is a welcome musical innovation quite rare in this time and age.  Although he maintains his ‘Debarge-sound-alike’ tone, he has succeeded in creating a momentary capsule of time and emotion within the more than four minute song in his own signature.  The song is also the theme song of a dubbed-Korean telenovela but what the heck, KRIS LAWRENCE swept me out of my feet and will continue to patronize his kind of music that has him soul in it!

Glaucomic Curve : THE UNVEILING OF THE QUEER


pizap.com13751739289041Enough of sob stories! Let us all celebrate a new month [my birth month to be exact!] and party till the brew is dry and the hors d’oeuvres have gone down the sewer! Let’s party!  Party hard and be happy and GAY!  Well, it sure was quite a trouble to lead me to this topic.  Frankly, it’s as fresh as my newly-douched pussy!  The scene:  An actor/singer/host was spotted hurriedly at the lobby of a plush hotel in the company of his faggot cohost!  Now, why the malice? If they merely played jackstones they wouldn’t look well-rested and happy, right?  Talks have it that indeed , the two has a thing going on and that the guy is more fulfilled  to be pleasured by his kind rather than his pretentiously-virginal gummy  ex-girlfriend.  Your guess as to who got the bill is as good as mine! Ugh!

MISIBIS BAY : FAILED PICTORIAL SCHEME!


pizap.com13723248343921THIS PICTURE is ALL WRONG.  While the girl teases up the air in her bikini, the guys are safely draped with their surfshorts or better known here as ‘Puruntong‘ shorts [inspired by Dolphy‘s character in ‘John&Marsha‘ tv show] .  Whoever brewed up this pictorial concept is not aware that promotion pictorials should follow a synch-ed up conduct so as not confuse its purpose.  Definitely , the selling point zeroes in to the sensual levels of the theme but on this photo, they have denied the male subjects the use of enticing BANANA HAMMOCKS that would drum up whatever interest they deem to achieve for people to salivate on what they are pitching.  And grammar shouldn’t be an  issue here when idiots don’t really get the drift !

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