‘MOMZILLAS’ : HAIRPULLING STARTS SEPTEMBER 18 @ THEATERS NATIONWIDE!


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MOMZILLAS‘ is an age old story of warring mothers-in-law-to-be.  We all have familiar stories stuck in our sick minds to pull out and unravel during downtime while the rest of the world celebrate order and beauty.  This time around, real-life maid-beater actress Maricel Soriano teams up with Star-of-Diminishing-Returns Eugene Domingo in Wenn Deramas‘ ‘MOMZILLAS’.  Frankly as a furter, this movie will surely tickle a massive block of tax non-payers whose taste have been tampered with slapsticking gags urged by their growling tummies.  People of taste and good intentions will merely find it the residual worth of a time left after a long fart in the elevator.  ‘MOMZILLAS’ is  A pocketbook by Jill Kargman and we are sure this movie used the title without any courtesy since nothing about it is mentioned in the first place.  If you have to watch it, you might as well watch with no reservations or convictions since after being marinated with the pork national issue and of late, Bayola’s teeny-weenie , this diversion may answer all queries why in hell does this country cuddle greedy people.  Remember, you are what you watch so be very cautious with the moving pictures you patronize.  The movie also stars Billy Crawford and Andi Eigenmann.  Produced by StarCinema.

LOVELY LOGICS


Xixi Maturan @ Ayala Center Cebu

Xixi Maturan @ Ayala Center Cebu

I am quite sure that vacations are basically [moments] away from one’s self.  It is that simple time when there isn’t really anything important [or basic] and that oblivion is where you should be.  I have been literally having the best days of August here in Cebu and  would love to do a replay in my mind once I get back to Los Baños next week!  There is a fat chance of visiting nearby Bohol if and when the weather permits ; I will not risk my beauty to the nasty ways of the sea! Of course my Mindanao trip last April was a blast, but that was a visit to a distant past and to the place where I was born ; this trip now is all about re-immersing myself into the Visayan air!  Come November [or sometime before Christmas] I just might stop traffic in HK  … so that’ll wrap up my Asian affair?  I am not big in qoutes or fables of that sort, but from FB’s FactBook I find the following Lovely Logics redundantly Logical!  I realize that indeed there are thoughts that direly need to be shared so here it is :

1. Make Peace with your Past.. so it doesn’t
spoil your Present.
2. What others Think of you is None of your
Business.
3. Time Heals Almost Everything, Give the
Time, Some Time.
4. No one is the Reason of your Happiness…
Except You yourself.
5. Don’t compare your Life with others, You
have No Idea what
their journey is all about.
6. Stop Thinking too much, It’s alright not to
know all the Answers.
7. Smile, you don’t own all the Problems in the
World.

TOUCHÉ!

MODUS OPERANDI : Bubble Gum Hair


photo courtesy : Kristel Evangelista Villaflor

photo courtesy : Kristel Evangelista Villaflor

Blazing on KRISTEL EVANGELISTA VILLAFLOR’s FB wall is an account of another MO of evil characters in the metro, read on and be WARNED : Kanina habang nakasakay sa jeep may dalawang mama na sumakay. Tumabe ang isa sa akin. At ang isa ay nasa harap ko. Habang suot ang earphones sa tenga ko. May biglang kumalabit sa akin. At sinabeng my bubblegum daw ako sa buhok. Dali dali kong tinignan ang buhok ko kung my bubblegum nga. Pero wala naman. Biglang hinawakan ng mama ang buhok ko. At sinabeng “ayan oh”. Pagtingin ko, biglang ngkaron. Nalagyan na pala nia ng bubblegum ang buhok ko. Pinalabas ako ng manong ng papel, Tubig at kung ano ano para daw matanggal ang bubblegum. 
Pero ang totoo, style lang nila un para malito ako. At para magkaron ng chance para tignan ang laman ng bag ko. Pero naging alerto ako. At sa kabutihang palad. Wala silang nakuha sa akin hnggang sa bumaba ang dalawa.
Nakakalungkot lng na parang walang pakialam ang mga kasabay ko sa jeep. Wla ng concerned citizen ngaun.
Laging magingat sa lahat ng oras. Maging alerto. Iwasang mglabas ng gadget na makakakuha ng atensyon nila. AT HIGIT SA LAHAT WAG KALIMUTANG MAGDASAL. Please share.

” B A S U R A “


pizap.com13739474344401PLEASE BE CAREFUL WITH MY HEART heart throb JEROME PONCE posted this warm and touching vignette on his FB wall , Aliwan Avenue finds this really hitting the nerve where the blood of blessedness runs through : “Habang nakasakay ako sa taxi… masaya kaming nagkukuwentuhan ng driver… nang may biglang tumawid sa aming dinadaanan… hindi agad nakapreno ang driver… pero iniwasan niya ito para hindi mabangga ang tumawid… at sa di inaasahang pagkakataon… may kasunod pala kami na mabilis ang takbo… at muntik na niya kaming mabangga… Salamat sa Diyos at walang nangyaring masama… pero bumaba ang driver na muntik ng bumangga sa amin at pinagmumura niya ang katabi kong driver… Ang ipinagtaka ko lang… hindi ko kinakitaan ng galit ang katabi kong driver… sa halip nakangiti pa rin ito at panay ang hingi ng paumanhin… at higit sa lahat yung taong tumawid na pinagmulan ng lahat ay tinanong pa ng katabi kong driver kung OK lang ba ito… at sinabihan pa na mag ingat ka sa pagtawid… sa mahinahong salita at may ngiti sa labi… at nagpatuloy ang aming paglalakbay… Tinanong ko ang driver kung bakit hindi siya nagalit at kung bakit hindi niya pinatulan yung taong nagmura sa kanya…

eto ang sagot niya…..

” alam mo masyadong maikli ang buhay para lang ilaan natin ito sa lungkot at pighati… dapat magpakasaya tayo… iyon naman ang gusto ng bawat isa sa atin ang maging masaya… ang mga PROBLEMA, LUNGKOT, INGGIT, SAMA NG LOOB, HINANAKIT, at GALIT ay para yang mga BASURA… dala-dala ng bawat isa sa atin ang mga basurang yan… at minsan itinatapon at inilalabas yan ng tao… so kung minura man niya ako kanina, ibig sabihin itinapon lang niya mga basura sa akin… eh bakit ko naman iyon pupulutin… hindi ko naman siya kailangang patulan… ayokong mapuno ako ng basura at mabulok ang pagkatao ko… Dapat kasi pinupuno natin ang ating sarili ng mga magaganda at masasayang bagay… hindi tayo dapat nag-iipon ng basura at lalo na huwag mong dadamputin ang mga basurang itinapon na ng iba.”

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sEPARATED@bIRTH : ZANJO MARUDO & MAICHEL FIDELES


Zanjo & Maichel

Zanjo & Maichel

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CHRISTIAN THORN , FILIPINO: PORN SENSATION!


Christian Thorn (fotocourtesy: RandyBlue)

Christian Thorn (fotocourtesy: RandyBlue)

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BAKTOL, KUKURIKAPO AT IBA PANG SALITANG KANTO NGAYON!


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