Glaucomic Curve : NEEDY, SHADY, PITY… PITY!

This ageing award-winning actress is now being written off by friends like a pesky pest out to suck some plasma out of their wits.  She hasn’t been quite visible for a while after figuring in such scandalous deeds like maltreatment of domestics and waltzing out of a tv set after setting steam in a tantrumic fit.  There are well-placed reports that she has sold her condo in a plush Makati section and is short of declaring bankruptcy.  Well-loved for her faggot-ish voice and conduct, her friends were quick to come to her rescue but it appears that she is in an irreparable situation and all she can do is borrow here, borrow there… borrow money everywhere.  Virago as she is well-known to be, she easily cashes on hundreds of thousands with no possibilities of repayment. Hush-hush talks also send alarming notes that indeed, she has an unmentionable affliction which requires continuing treatment.  She is said to be down to her pits and everybody is trying their best to keep her afloat.  Will this new project with an equally negative character do the trick?

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RUDE ROAD ENCOUNTER

Photo Courtesy : Maan Gonda Camañag

MAAN GONDA CAMAÑAG HAD AN UNSAVORY EXPERIENCE WHILE ON THE ROAD, This is what she revealed on her FB Wall : Last Monday (8 July 2013) at around 6pm, at HV Dela Costa cor. dela Rosa Streets in Makati, the driver of this van stopped in front of my car, went down and punched profusely at the driver’s side window of car. From the moment he cut me off, my reaction was to back up and just go with my business, and just move along with the traffic. The van’s driver caught up with me and even as I wanted to ignore him, I “rolled” my window down after he punched the window, and asked him poker-faced, “Anong problema mo?” To which he said profusely, ” Bakit mo ko binubusinahan?!” 
I told him, “Hindi lang ikaw ang sasakyan dito, bakit ka nagkakaganyan?”
And his reply was, “Pasalamat ka babae ka! Tapos aatras ka pa kanina!” 
The last thing I told him was, “Natural. Alangan naman patulan kita.” After that I rolled up my window and drove off. That was his cue to go too, while trying to stall me, of course. 

I feel so bad that I wasn’t able to take a photo of the driver. He seemed to me like he’s in his 30’s, he was short for a guy– like 5’2″, he looked like he works in a bank judging from his polo barong and he was fair-complexioned. He obviously had a bad day but to lash it out on a fellow motorist is absurd. I APPEAL TO ANYONE OF YOU WHO KNOWS THE OWNER OR WHO HAVE SEEN THIS VAN. KINDLY SEND ME A MESSAGE. 

I do not know, but seems to me that only his ego got hurt in a harmless blowing horn, while HE HARASSED ME IN FRONT OF MY 2 KIDS. And does he think that his attitude would be deemed fine if I was a guy too? What does “pasalamat ka babae ka” mean? I need to be enlightened with rude motorists like this guy. 

PLEASE SHARE UNTIL THIS REACHES THE DRIVER OF THIS VAN.

BARON GIESLER : SLAMMER BOY

After a string of controversial events brought about by his uncontrollable negative conduct when inebriated , BARON GIESLER is finally headed for the slammer house. The news that blazed read: The Makati Municipal Trial Court Branch 61 on Monday sentenced actor Baron Geisler to 6 months to 2 years imprisonment and ordered him to pay Martinez P30,000 in moral damages. The decision came three years after Martinez accused Geisler of touching her breast and asking her to have sex with him.   Of course he still has the option to appeal this , but he might as well serve it well to finally sober him up and give him some time in a reformatory mode.  If he got away with similar cases, this time the Martinez girl gave him the hook.  Giesler should even be thankful that the case came to this since at any given drunken moment he has the tendency to be lascivious, unruly and utterly obnoxious.

MARCO MORALES NABBED BY MAKATI POLICE

Marco Morales [TwitterPic Courtesy: Dennis Datu]

‘THE FULL MONTY’ in MANILA!