VICE GANDA : CLOACA-FACED FAGGOT PITCHES IDIOT’S WISDOM


pizap.com13755835849202This country is totally gullible.  Nowhere else in the southern hemisphere would you find a race as tolerant as Pinoys.  Having said this, a face  floats up into our consciousness; a face that could have been comedic but reeks with the vile of a pit of demons eating up the best of all your judgments. The face that has brought millions in exchange for your sanity, good taste and premium values in life.  A homosexual in our midst, making a living out of your blood.  His name of course is an insult to what is true and beautiful : VICE GANDA.  After figuring in a wide outrage for how he utilized an oversized broadcaster in a trash concert ; he now resurfaces to lambast the public with how they have reacted to the Billy-Nikki breakup.  He granted interview to a local  entertainment website to vent his frustrations on opinions , accusations, and speculations regarding the couple’s fallout.  A standout in his reactions says and we qoute : “Nakakabastos na rin naman yung mga tao, may mga tao talagang nakakabastos.”  Oh, really? NAKAKABASTOS? Isn’t the proper usage NAKABABASTOS? And look who is blabbering about KABASTUSAN?  Isn’t that butter to his moldy bread? He adds :“Ang daming bagay na puwede nating gawin, mas makabuluhan, mas deserving sa mga oras natin, gawin natin. Kung hindi n’yo rin naman kamag-anak sina Nikki at Billy, huwag ninyong pakialamanan. Huwag pakialamera, hindi nakakayaman, hindi kayo uunlad!” OH, WOW! Hiyang-hiya naman ang madlang pipol with these statements.  Doesn’t he make a living poking and laughing at other  people? Doesn’t he make pakialam with what is proper and distorts it beyond recognition? Has he looked at himself on the mirror lately, breathe on glass and scoop the stench?   Furthermore, on that particular thread, almost 97% of the comments violently questions his credibility and curses him to burn in hell. So isn’t that a fresh wake up call for this cloaca-faced faggot?  Should we now address him as CLOACA-FACED FAGGOT VICE GANDA instead of just VICE GANDA or COMEDIAN VICE GANDA???  The former is formally substantial to describe where he came from, passing through, going to and what he is all about, and it is highly suggested that he TATTOOED it on his FOREHEAD! Touché!

Now if you are clueless to what a CLOACA is. Click on the word.

Glaucomic Curve : THE UNVEILING OF THE QUEER


pizap.com13751739289041Enough of sob stories! Let us all celebrate a new month [my birth month to be exact!] and party till the brew is dry and the hors d’oeuvres have gone down the sewer! Let’s party!  Party hard and be happy and GAY!  Well, it sure was quite a trouble to lead me to this topic.  Frankly, it’s as fresh as my newly-douched pussy!  The scene:  An actor/singer/host was spotted hurriedly at the lobby of a plush hotel in the company of his faggot cohost!  Now, why the malice? If they merely played jackstones they wouldn’t look well-rested and happy, right?  Talks have it that indeed , the two has a thing going on and that the guy is more fulfilled  to be pleasured by his kind rather than his pretentiously-virginal gummy  ex-girlfriend.  Your guess as to who got the bill is as good as mine! Ugh!

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