Enough of sob stories! Let us all celebrate a new month [my birth month to be exact!] and party till the brew is dry and the hors d’oeuvres have gone down the sewer! Let’s party! Party hard and be happy and GAY! Well, it sure was quite a trouble to lead me to this topic. Frankly, it’s as fresh as my newly-douched pussy! The scene: An actor/singer/host was spotted hurriedly at the lobby of a plush hotel in the company of his faggot cohost! Now, why the malice? If they merely played jackstones they wouldn’t look well-rested and happy, right? Talks have it that indeed , the two has a thing going on and that the guy is more fulfilled to be pleasured by his kind rather than his pretentiously-virginal gummy ex-girlfriend. Your guess as to who got the bill is as good as mine! Ugh!
After the indie world experienced a slight tremor when MARCO MORALES hugged the late night news with his nonchalant hotel thievery and eventual surrender; another shaky story gripped the circuit this time with alleged carnapping not just by one but two indie studs. KRISTOFFER KING and KIRO BALDEMOR are reportedly in hiding after running away with cars owned by their gay friends. It just might be a stretch of malicious talk, but naughtiness has limits to speak of. At the moment [supposedly] , these mouth-watering hunks are nowhere to be found. There seems to be a trail of unsavory stories regarding indie actors nowadays ; it is said that they are readily available somewhere along Quezon Avenue and can be had for 1K. The trade is fleshy now? You tell me!
Twice upon a god-forgotten time there lived two faggots in a sick industry somewhere east of the orient. Each had a story to tell but told only in a miasmatic era of lies and fourth-of-truths in a rather fashionable manner as such! TALE 1. BURARA FAG. He is painstakingly being shove into some public thought of denial. From what it all appears, he is as gay as Xixi Maturan but only to his clique. He was once rumored to have had relations with a dirty-looking-harlotic comedienne but when things went pffft, the rumor lingered like sweat on the walls of a rundown hotel. Namumulot siya ng guys at umoorder ng masahista. Well, that’s his gig, but well-meaning friends have often noticed that he has been missing things ; even valuable ones with no clue as to who picked them. Minamatud kaya ng mga friends nyang puma-party ng walang patumangga sa kanyang crib o ng mga lalaking labas-masok sa kanyang makasalanang silid? It appears that he has the habit of cluttering his world with these valuables for the picking. So, who has the problem? Ikaw! Pakialamera ka kasi! TALE 2. SELOSANG FAG. High-profile-comedian-fag recently broke up with his basketball star jowa. He had it coming, really. The guy is top on the list of the faggot food chain since word have it that his nota is grandioso and he is oh, so obliging as in chikka lang suming ka man o dumance!. It so happened that while having a gourmet dinner in the metro with the comedian, the basketball star/hunk got a call from a very prominent rich baklang paminta. Kinilig si guy at nang malaman ni vhaklung kung sino at baket ito tumatawag ay nagwala ito which boiled out into a fight and a declaration of separation. Insecurity killed the cat and finally gave the blabbering fag his dose… ang sama raw kasi ng ugali ni bakla at kahit na nga sinumpa ng mga fatyollahkhomane, hindi pa rin nagbabago!!!
Of course this is not as astounding as we would wish it to be. Georgina Wilson is a well-known attention whore and would unabashedly be into anything to attract flies at any possible instance. This time, she poses with cousin Isabelle Daza for Mark Nicdao in an attempt to contribute to the cause of their take on the cause for equality of gay rights. We are clueless as to what purpose this photo [published on Daza‘s instagram account] is driving at since both are not openly gay. Perhaps it was just a spur in her lack-of-things-to-do-moment that urged them to cook up a thought that may or may not scandalize the church to further make them a stunning image flashed on the backside of this era. Oh, my… there goes my pitch for Isabelle to become the next Filipino Miss Universe!