BILLY CRAWFORD & FRANCINE GARCIA : CRYPTIC SUNDAY TREATS!


pizap.com13750698115211Yesterday was such a blessed Sunday for me.  Some Binagoongang Baboy , then Chococake for some fix later truly made me feel good about myself.  But wait, while the top was asleep my phone incessantly sent my privacy to hold.  Early noon, a dispatch reportedly from the EatBulaga management mounted me in extreme curiosity : Eat Bulaga and Tape Inc. is bound by the rules to maintain the integrity and credibility of the pageant “Super Sireyna”. “Super Sireyna” was created to uplift the image of the LGBT Community in the Philippines particularly the Transgenders/Transsexuals sector. To empower them. To create an impression that is acceptable to the society. To become a good role model not only to the LGBT community but to everyone in general. We regret to inform everyone that our Public Relations Office received numerous complaints about Ms. Garcia’s wrongful doings both in the past and present time. These complaints were solidified with evidences such as photos and videos. However, no further details will provided to the public as a sign of respect to Ms Garcia. After a thorough deliberation, the management made a heartbreaking decision to dethrone Ms. Garcia. A true Super Sireyna should possess qualities of a true queen. Classy and decent. She should set a good example to everyone. We admire Ms. Garcia for her courageous act in admitting the circumstances surrounding the scandal, but we also have to render fair judgment on the grounds of MISCONDUCT by stripping her of the title. This decision is rendered with finality and the Eat Bulaga Management and Tape Inc. stands by it.”   So suddenly we are moral animals? Especially EatBulaga? If EatBulaga certainly is morally erect, then what are we all?  Stripping nude or even having done pornographic acts for kicks or a living is no reason to disgrace a winner proclaimed by an honorable board of judges.  The contest is of no serious content so why do they have to make a big fuzz out of it? If this is true (while we await if the winner Francine Garcia aka Kim Chui is doing EB’s opening today) then we should all rally for morality. Starting most especially on the show’s main hosts who, years back figured in a rape scandal among other pederastic deeds! As long as hindi naman siya naghubad o umaktong malaswa sa EatBulaga, anong problema nyo mga putangina nyo? [UPDATE: THERE IS NO TRUTH TO THE DETHRONEMENT RUMOR SINCE FRANCINE APPEARED IN THE MONDAY EDITION July 29 of EatBulaga]

Then, late afternoon the tv goes a-buzz with the appearance of BILLY CRAWFORD for his first and last interview.  In the wake of the reported Billy-Nikki break-up , he sure fired up interest and whatever he was to reveal after a somehow contrived flow of lachrymal juices would  totally burn fields of speculations.  BUT …the whole mile got so mutilated with cryptic statements that  everybody awaited the lethal question which was never blurted out  by some baldness: ‘ARE YOU GAY FROM ADAM?’ The answer would have capped the gloomy , rainy Sunday this side of the globe hoped for! Ang hatol tuloy ng bayan: BEKIBILLY!

VIEN ALEN KING : DOING THE ROUNDS


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MR. POGI 2012 : ROMMEL GALIDO of ILOILO!


ROMMEL GALIDO (fotocourtesy of his FB page)

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WILLIE REVILLAME : SLOWLY BUT SURELY DRIFTING DOWN THE DRAIN!


Mukhang nagkakaroon na yata ng pagdadalawang-isip si WILLIE REVILLAME (na walang pang-uulit na naganap kesyo hindi siya kamag-anak ni Yoyoy) sa kanyang tunay na katayuan ngayon sa mundo ng libangang Pinoy.  Sa biglang pagre-retro matatandaang nakilala muna siya bilang isang magaling na timbolero as in band drummer, taz napasabak sa pelikula’t telebisyon nguni’t mas lalo siyang tinandaan ng sambayanan bilang ang buraot na manugang ng namayapang brodkaster na si Helen Vela.  Magpatuloy sa pagbasa

sEPARATED@bIRTH : Boy Logro & Dagul


Biglang nabigyan ng different dimension ni BOY LOGRO ang tv cooking scene dahil isa na siyang sensation ngayon at kabi-kabila ang projects, aside from his shows sa NewsTV 11 ay mayroon din siyang cooking variety preprog show ng EatBulaga! at sitcom with no less Marian Rivera sa GMA7. Magpatuloy sa pagbasa

JOSE MANALO , SUMAKABILANG BAHAY NA!


Birit nga ni Eva Eugenio : “Oh, tukso layuan mo ako!” na dapat sana ay laging isinasaisip ng mga taong mayroon nang pananagutan sa buhay upang ang mundo ay laging nasa panig ng katinuan nguni’t mukhang kakaiba naman ang kinakanta ng komedyanteng sumikat sa EatBulaga! na si JOSE MANALO… nagpatalo siya sa TUKSO! Magpatuloy sa pagbasa

sEPARATED@bIRTH : ALFRED LABATOS & KEVIN VITUG


Alfred Labatos & Kevin Vitug

Both must be in their late teens or early twenties ; both are actors although ALFRED LABATOS started off as a child actor after joining EatBulaga’s  ‘That’s My Boy‘  and eventually becoming a regular face in ABS2‘s ‘Goin’ Bulilit‘ and a whole lot of shows and movies.  Magpatuloy sa pagbasa