Twice upon a god-forgotten time there lived two faggots in a sick industry somewhere east of the orient. Each had a story to tell but told only in a miasmatic era of lies and fourth-of-truths in a rather fashionable manner as such! TALE 1. BURARA FAG. He is painstakingly being shove into some public thought of denial. From what it all appears, he is as gay as Xixi Maturan but only to his clique. He was once rumored to have had relations with a dirty-looking-harlotic comedienne but when things went pffft, the rumor lingered like sweat on the walls of a rundown hotel. Namumulot siya ng guys at umoorder ng masahista. Well, that’s his gig, but well-meaning friends have often noticed that he has been missing things ; even valuable ones with no clue as to who picked them. Minamatud kaya ng mga friends nyang puma-party ng walang patumangga sa kanyang crib o ng mga lalaking labas-masok sa kanyang makasalanang silid? It appears that he has the habit of cluttering his world with these valuables for the picking. So, who has the problem? Ikaw! Pakialamera ka kasi! TALE 2. SELOSANG FAG. High-profile-comedian-fag recently broke up with his basketball star jowa. He had it coming, really. The guy is top on the list of the faggot food chain since word have it that his nota is grandioso and he is oh, so obliging as in chikka lang suming ka man o dumance!. It so happened that while having a gourmet dinner in the metro with the comedian, the basketball star/hunk got a call from a very prominent rich baklang paminta. Kinilig si guy at nang malaman ni vhaklung kung sino at baket ito tumatawag ay nagwala ito which boiled out into a fight and a declaration of separation. Insecurity killed the cat and finally gave the blabbering fag his dose… ang sama raw kasi ng ugali ni bakla at kahit na nga sinumpa ng mga fatyollahkhomane, hindi pa rin nagbabago!!!
Here is a comment of The Library’s (the metro’s pioneer leading comedy bar) bigman Andrew de Real on comedy and the people behind it : “Siguro naman nakuha ninyo na ang point ko kung bakit lagi ko kayo sinasaway pag over na sa okray. Sa mga naka attend na ng library workshop, simple lang lagi kong sinasabi.. “the secret of comedy is fun..”. have fun..not to make fun of other people, mag ka iba yun. I was once asked by a well known producer na di ko na bibigay ang name. Mamu.. sino para sa yo pinaka magaling na komedyante na bading.. Si Allan k, sponteneous, mabilis ang utak. Yung Lenard obal okay din. Pinaka witty.. Si Phillip lazaro mabilis mag isip, mabagal lang kumilos. Ok din si John lapus, me tigas ulo factor lang minsan. okay din si Ate gay, teri onor, wally kim Idol. Eh si Arnell Ignacio??… Di siya comedian, he is an artist. he sings, he composes, he plays instruments, he can act at nag teatro. Madami pang magagaling pero siyempre yung mga nauna ang tunay na magaling kase wala silang pinag gayahan. the rest are just patterned type of comedy. “Eh si Vice..? he’s a copy cat of Rey Kilay. And his style is not comedy.. i call it bashing and bullying. Pero sikat siya sa ngayon. I never argue with success, luck and fame. Me hangganan yan lalo na pag di iningatan.”
- Vice Ganda to Jessica Soho: Forgive me (entertainment.inquirer.net)
- Vice Ganda: No to sex change, same-sex marriage (entertainment.inquirer.net)
- Arnold Clavio castigates Vice Ganda for a bad joke against Jessica Soho (examiner.com)