‘QUICK CHANGE’ & ‘UNFRIEND’ : BERLIN FILM FESTIVAL BOUND!


JUNJUN QUINTANA & SANDINO MARTIN

JUNJUN QUINTANA & SANDINO MARTIN

The 2014 Berlin Film Festival has announced its first batch of films for the Panorama Section (outside the Main Competition). Magpatuloy sa pagbasa

MELAI CANTIVEROS & JASON FRANCISCO : ‘JOHN&MARSHA’ WITH A TWIST!


pizap.com13871656015471ABSCBN should act fast now before the excitement fizzles out like stray sparks of indiscretion. Magpatuloy sa pagbasa

TIA PUSIT : LOVE LOST & SOME INANE TV SHOW


Tia Pusit : When Will She Ever Find True Love?

Tia Pusit : When Will She Ever Find True Love?

Poor Tia Pusit.  She  lost a very young lover after allowing herself to be scrutinized, shredded and maligned in a forcing-through-privacy-unfriendly show on TV5 entitled FACE THE PEOPLE [forerunner to  Face To Face]. Magpatuloy sa pagbasa

MARIFE NECESITO’S ‘ANG MISIS NI MEYOR’ PREMIERES ON DECEMBER 11!


angmisisnimeyorposterFinally after a while of waiting, International Actress MARIFE NECESITO’s political drama indie film ‘ANG MISIS NI MEYOR’ will have its  premiere at the CINEMA 9 of SM MEGAMALL B on DECEMBER 11, 2013. Showtime is 9P.  Regular Showing : DECEMBER 18… 

Magpatuloy sa pagbasa

RISQUE ULTIMATE BIKINI SHOWDOWN OF THE YEAR @ The LIBRARY on DECEMBER 5!


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“Risque” is a word we don’t often find delectable but when it is the title of show then it must be just what it means… RISQUE! Magpatuloy sa pagbasa

ENCHONG DEE : CALLBOY!


There is no denying that ENCHONG DEE is one hot showbiz guy.  He may have recently figured in a sexvid scandal rumor but he remains to be ensconced comfortably among the royal thrones of his tribe. Magpatuloy sa pagbasa

LANCE RAYMUNDO : LOVE & FASCINATION


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There’s no stopping LANCE RAYMUNDO now.  After garnering the Most Outstanding Performance Artist award at  the  GawadMusika 2013 , he is all fired up to renew his romance with his music.  He is heavy now on the storyboard for the music videos his group is coming up with soon.  Last seen in Romy Suzara’s ‘TINIK’, Lance is now considered to be one of the most reliable character actors in town.  Lance recently finished the shoot for Francis ‘Jun’ Posada’s family drama ‘ANINAG’ and will soon wrap up ‘BABANG LUKSA’ , a thriller this time with Bong Ramos which also stars Polo Ravales and Althea Vega. He is also about to start doing two more films before the year ends with Romy Suzara and Ato Bautista , respectively.  Of course, don’t miss LANCE as he performs ‘LOVE&FASCINATION’ this late Saturday night [or early Sunday]  on the Master Showman German Moreno’s WALANG TULUGAN on GMA7.  Likewise , he will also perform it live on November 9 at Bagaberde for Chito Alcid’s fund raising concert; he is also set to guest on Vic Fabe’s  Fashion Show at the World Trade Center .

His electropop beat settles perfectly with the frenzied current urban  lifestyle and  contain subliminal messages in coded rhythm cycles making his music irresistibly melodic.  Watch out for more from LANCE! WOLFSOUND LIVES ON!

LANCE RAYMUNDO for C-MEN

LANCE RAYMUNDO for C-MEN

SARAH GERONIMO & MATTEO GUIDICELLI : HOTTEST LOVEBIRDS IN TOWN!


pizap.com13820695520412This IS totally news.  Pop Princess SARAH GERONIMO is in love again… this time with Cebuano-Italian heart-throb MATTEO GUIDICELLI !  No doubt, her fans are cheering deep inside because at her ripe age of past half twenties, she deserves a lovelife!  Figuring in several heartbreaks, Sarah is now quite mature enough to weigh her emotions and dwell only on what her feelings feed her.  Definitely such is love.  You do not put into consideration the rest of the world (especially your meddling immediate ones) but only the thrill of having your heart beat four times faster the usual and synchronized perfectly with the apple of your eye!  Her camp is mum about making a fuzz about an admittance but when I saw Sarah recently , her glow exuded MOLTO BELLA!  They really don’t have to publicly announce their romance for whatever reason because keeping it under the blanket makes it a bit deliciously  edgy and also  adds to some subtle excitement that they can both share as the real people that they are away from the meddling  crowd!  Love is in the air!

‘MOMZILLAS’ : HAIRPULLING STARTS SEPTEMBER 18 @ THEATERS NATIONWIDE!


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MOMZILLAS‘ is an age old story of warring mothers-in-law-to-be.  We all have familiar stories stuck in our sick minds to pull out and unravel during downtime while the rest of the world celebrate order and beauty.  This time around, real-life maid-beater actress Maricel Soriano teams up with Star-of-Diminishing-Returns Eugene Domingo in Wenn Deramas‘ ‘MOMZILLAS’.  Frankly as a furter, this movie will surely tickle a massive block of tax non-payers whose taste have been tampered with slapsticking gags urged by their growling tummies.  People of taste and good intentions will merely find it the residual worth of a time left after a long fart in the elevator.  ‘MOMZILLAS’ is  A pocketbook by Jill Kargman and we are sure this movie used the title without any courtesy since nothing about it is mentioned in the first place.  If you have to watch it, you might as well watch with no reservations or convictions since after being marinated with the pork national issue and of late, Bayola’s teeny-weenie , this diversion may answer all queries why in hell does this country cuddle greedy people.  Remember, you are what you watch so be very cautious with the moving pictures you patronize.  The movie also stars Billy Crawford and Andi Eigenmann.  Produced by StarCinema.

MOVIE PRESS FUND RAISING CONCERT FOR DISLOCATED CHILDREN


markkiThe oldest & pioneering comedy bar in the country Music Box – Timog, Q.C. and friends from the movie press present a small fund-raiser concert billed “Soundstruckkk” for dislocated children of C-5 road widening on August 28 (Wed.), 10 p.m. Co –presenter is Mega-C, a non-acidic Vitamin C in sodium ascorbate form as effective antioxidant, anti-stress, immune system booster and detoxifier endorsed by the King of Talk Boy Abunda.  Featured artists are Princess Velasco, ASAP Sessionista & the country’s Acoustic Princess, Mark Stroem, Star Magic talent and lead actor of “Amor Y Muerte;” Akihiro Blanco, Artista Academy of TV 5 winner; Renzo Vergara, Star Camp finalist, and some surprise guests & movie actors-singers led by Zyruz Imperial who plays Elias in the recent film version of Dr. Jose Rizal’s novel “Noli Me Tangere. Co-produced by PMPC President Fernan De Guzman and Joey Austria with Roland Lerum as publicist, the concert is directed by George Vail Kabristante with Corie Criste as scriptwriter & stage manager.

The beneficiary is Unang Hakbang Tungo Sa Bagong Milenyo represented by its leader Harriet Caindoy, & Noah Ezekiel Enero on behalf of the dislocated children of Tandang Sora.

VICE GANDA : CLOACA-FACED FAGGOT PITCHES IDIOT’S WISDOM


pizap.com13755835849202This country is totally gullible.  Nowhere else in the southern hemisphere would you find a race as tolerant as Pinoys.  Having said this, a face  floats up into our consciousness; a face that could have been comedic but reeks with the vile of a pit of demons eating up the best of all your judgments. The face that has brought millions in exchange for your sanity, good taste and premium values in life.  A homosexual in our midst, making a living out of your blood.  His name of course is an insult to what is true and beautiful : VICE GANDA.  After figuring in a wide outrage for how he utilized an oversized broadcaster in a trash concert ; he now resurfaces to lambast the public with how they have reacted to the Billy-Nikki breakup.  He granted interview to a local  entertainment website to vent his frustrations on opinions , accusations, and speculations regarding the couple’s fallout.  A standout in his reactions says and we qoute : “Nakakabastos na rin naman yung mga tao, may mga tao talagang nakakabastos.”  Oh, really? NAKAKABASTOS? Isn’t the proper usage NAKABABASTOS? And look who is blabbering about KABASTUSAN?  Isn’t that butter to his moldy bread? He adds :“Ang daming bagay na puwede nating gawin, mas makabuluhan, mas deserving sa mga oras natin, gawin natin. Kung hindi n’yo rin naman kamag-anak sina Nikki at Billy, huwag ninyong pakialamanan. Huwag pakialamera, hindi nakakayaman, hindi kayo uunlad!” OH, WOW! Hiyang-hiya naman ang madlang pipol with these statements.  Doesn’t he make a living poking and laughing at other  people? Doesn’t he make pakialam with what is proper and distorts it beyond recognition? Has he looked at himself on the mirror lately, breathe on glass and scoop the stench?   Furthermore, on that particular thread, almost 97% of the comments violently questions his credibility and curses him to burn in hell. So isn’t that a fresh wake up call for this cloaca-faced faggot?  Should we now address him as CLOACA-FACED FAGGOT VICE GANDA instead of just VICE GANDA or COMEDIAN VICE GANDA???  The former is formally substantial to describe where he came from, passing through, going to and what he is all about, and it is highly suggested that he TATTOOED it on his FOREHEAD! Touché!

Now if you are clueless to what a CLOACA is. Click on the word.

JM DE GUZMAN : OUT OF REHAB NEXT MONTH!


pizap.com13751727359581After a hurly-burly kindav whirly situation that JM DE GUZMAN got himself into, he is said to be released soon [like next month]  from the rehabilitation facility he was cooped after having had a bad bout with hallucinatory substances. This was disclosed by his father in a casual talk and volunteered that his son is recovering fast and at the moment is cohesive and lucid.  A great news but with strong implications that JM still has to tackle with his own devils in order for him to beautifully bounce back into entertainment circuit.  He lost opportunities and hopefully regain better breaks once he is good for the going! Fresh up, JM!