‘MOMZILLAS’ : HAIRPULLING STARTS SEPTEMBER 18 @ THEATERS NATIONWIDE!


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MOMZILLAS‘ is an age old story of warring mothers-in-law-to-be.  We all have familiar stories stuck in our sick minds to pull out and unravel during downtime while the rest of the world celebrate order and beauty.  This time around, real-life maid-beater actress Maricel Soriano teams up with Star-of-Diminishing-Returns Eugene Domingo in Wenn Deramas‘ ‘MOMZILLAS’.  Frankly as a furter, this movie will surely tickle a massive block of tax non-payers whose taste have been tampered with slapsticking gags urged by their growling tummies.  People of taste and good intentions will merely find it the residual worth of a time left after a long fart in the elevator.  ‘MOMZILLAS’ is  A pocketbook by Jill Kargman and we are sure this movie used the title without any courtesy since nothing about it is mentioned in the first place.  If you have to watch it, you might as well watch with no reservations or convictions since after being marinated with the pork national issue and of late, Bayola’s teeny-weenie , this diversion may answer all queries why in hell does this country cuddle greedy people.  Remember, you are what you watch so be very cautious with the moving pictures you patronize.  The movie also stars Billy Crawford and Andi Eigenmann.  Produced by StarCinema.

‘BAKIT HINDI KA CRUSH NG CRUSH MO’ TO CRASH ON THEATERS JULY 31!


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Still a part of STAR CINEMA‘s string-of-anniversary-films Chinay star KIM CHUI lounges into some ugliness to perfectly fit the lead on ‘BAKIT HINDI KA CRUSH NG CRUSH MO’, film adaptation of Ramon Bautista’s book of the same title [subtitled At Iba Pang Technique Kung Paano Makaka-Move On sa Wasak na Puso].  The book is a hilarious take on how human beings should accept the concept of the mind, the heart and sexual desires as the basic factors of existence and interaction.  You will never find anything that is not rationale [hopefully] on the premise therefore Joyce Bernal is all to credit or discredit for any pitfall found on the final cut.  Kim stars with XIAN LIM among other  Star Cinema regulars.

‘FOUR SISTERS AND A WEDDING’ ON THEATERS JUNE 26!


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“BROMANCE (My Brother’s Romance)” FAGS OUT CINEMAS NATIONWIDE ON MAY 15!


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“TIKTIK : The Aswang Chronicles” MANGANGAGAT NA SA OKTUBRE 17 SA MGA SINEHAN NATIONWIDE!


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‘MY KONTRABIDA GIRL’ HITS THEATERS MARCH 14!


At first, I thought na bagong teleserye ito but then unti-unting naliwanagan ang aking isipan na pelikula pala ito ng GMA films!  As the title ‘MY KONTRABIDA GIRL’ suggests peg ng karakter ni RHIAN RAMOS sina Bella Flores, Cherie Gil at Gladys Reyes.  Ibig sabihin , maldita-demonyita ang dating niya na na-rehab. Rehab? Magpatuloy sa pagbasa

THE ROAD : ALL SOUL’S SEASON OFFERING FROM GMA FILMS!


Bigla na lang na finaflash sa GMA stations ang bagong pelikula ng katatakutan o horror mula kay YAM LARANAS.  Ito ay ang THE ROAD.  Ayon mismo kay Yam mula sa kanyang blog ang ilang matalinhagang pagsasalarawan sa kanyang obra  :“You drive. You get lost. You are alone. It’s all about excitement and nervousness. Yah, from the page to the screen that’s what they say. I will try to relax because I feel that my head is spinning due to the non-stop bombardment of imagery that I want to see through my lens.”  ABANGAN!

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“WANTED MALE BOARDERS” SHOWING ON AUGUST 3!


Tiyak na susuyurin mo ang buong metrolungsod para hanapin kung saan matatagpuan ang bahay-paupahang ito na may nakapaskel sa labas na ‘WANTED MALE BOARDERS’!  Sisiguraduhin mo ring one month advance-one month deposit ka kung ang magiging kasamboarder mo ay sina JEOFFREY JAVIER, RUSTY ADONIS, FRANCIS SIENES at ang mga bagong saltang sina JAKKO JACINTO at JUSTIN JIMENEZ!  Aba! Sugod na sa  Remar Cinema, Robinsons Galleria, Isetann Recto sa AGOSTO 3! Written and DIRECTED by CRISALDO V. PABLO.