EJAY FALCON IS VICE GANDA’S BOYFRIEND!

Vice & Ejay : Playing Orgasmic Music Together

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There has been a bit of mass hysteria as to who VICE GANDA is romancing.  Suddenly it has been a global concern for some absurd reason we may never be able to fathom until the next century.

Why are people so curious as to whose face [and dick]  is Vice Ganda sucking? Would it alleviate poverty and strike the word ‘hunger’ from the dictionary?  We really shouldn’t care unless of course we were running a syndicated rumor-mongering machine that feed on vulture leftovers strewn around as crap.  But then, for the fag’s legionary, it is a breath of life for them to bid the world goodnight with the thought that their idol’s status is ‘in a relationship’.  Although his horse-face has declared on several tv occasions that they are not an item ; it is obvious that he is reversing for a simple reason : convenience.  Convenience from not having to deal with a lot of questions.  Convenience from not being mocked and intrigued by narrow minded bitches in the industry; convenience of having to be within the peripherals of a mysterious love affair.  Will Vice Ganda ever declare his love for Ejay Falcon in the near future.  NOPE.  If ever [a declaration] it’ll just be part of a memoir to be published when he is long gone.   A public announcement will simply derail a career path for the guy ; the public being judgmental and all will never give him the end of it.  Keeping mum and silent will subtly put the love relationship aside and be forgotten after a while or will surface when they break up.  So for the meantime, let us just pretend that we do not know that Vice and Ejay share more intimate time together and wallow in a valley of bliss and orgasm while we all go about with our own!