BB PILIPINAS 2014 : FRESHNESS IS A THING OF THE PAST!

Bb PilipinasTourism: Bb 4 Parul Shah Bb Pilipinas – Universe: Bb 25 Mary Jean Lastimosa
Bb Pilipinas – Supranational: Bb 35 Yvethe Marie Santiago
Bb Pilipinas – International: Bb 22 Mary Anne Guidotti
Bb Pilipinas – Intercontinental: Bb 13 Kris Tiffany Janson
1st runner up: Bb 11 Laura Lehmann
2nd-runner up: Bb 27 Hannah Sison

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After a Sunday soiree with my sister’s family in Batangas City and some hearty wanton beef mami and hakaw on the side at David’s Tea House in Calamba, what else was there to do but sit through Vice Ganda’s birthday show while making myself up for the year’s anticipated beauty pageant on Channel 6.

SHALALA’S “ECHOSERANG FROG” OPENS APRIL 2!

 

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You’ve seen SHALALA around.  Around for so long that with the influence he has up on his sleeves it is no wonder that he finally stars in his own film.  His stocky and malay appearance quickly avert you from falling into a dark pit kasi mukha siyang maton na may ginintuang puso.  Yes, Shalala deserves to have this movie and all we can do is watch it and hopefully have a fun time laughing at his antics.  Although mukha siyang baklang ipinaglihi sa maruming panty, Shalala can be as lovable as your tick-infested mongrel or your stupid spinster aunt who squanders her money on smelly dicks.   ECHOSERANG FROG is one film that will define the current situation of the local film industry ; it replies to the question kung patay na nga ba ang industriyang pelikula ng Pilipinas. ECHOSERANG FROG opens APRIL 2 in sewers, este theaters near you.  Directed by Joven Tan and with an ALL STAR CAST! ECHOSERA!

BRAD LAURENTE SWIMS IN ‘DYESEBEL’

Brad Laurente on the set of ‘Dyesebel’

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It may come as no big deal but for Indie Actor Brad Laurente , doing a cameo on ABS2’s primetime fare DYESEBEL means a whole new world for him.  He is noticeable in his scenes with fellow Batangueño AiAi delas Alas and he hopes that his appearance will slowly but steadily pull him into the mainstream circuit.  Brad, who was last seen in ‘GIGOLO’ is currently spending most of his time home and enjoying the fruits of his efforts with his family in Rosario.  A little time out from the indie scene to thresh things out with himself and his future.  A Seaman’s course graduate, he is caught between the thought of continuing his acting career and the big blue sea of opportunity aboard a cruiser while getting busy now to start with gym business somewhere south of Manila.  Goodluck, Brad!

‘RYZA MAE DIZON IS PANGET AND VIC SOTTO IS A PEDOPHILE!’ – LOLIT SOLIS IMPLIES…

Ryza Mae’s Parents Should Sue Lolit Solis!

Some media figures should be very cautious with what comes out of their trap.  Dapat laging nasa tamang pag-iisip ang sarili kapag sumasalang sa kamera at mikropono na bumubrodkas worldwide.  Hindi dahilan kung sino ka pa man o kung isang LOLIT SOLIS ka.

JAMES REID : BOY WONDER FROM DOWN UNDER ON A REFRESH MODE!

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We could have promptly forgotten him [as we did with the other unlucky PBB boarders] but luck sucks when you’ve got what it takes to set a season on fire and nothing; repeat: NOTHING can ever stop you!

FERNANDO POE, JR & COCO MARTIN : Virtual Twins!

FPJ & Coco Martin

If in the past Aliwan Avenue received some objections when we referred to Nida Blanca & Rufa Mae Quinto as Separated@Birth; we now wonder if we will get the flak once we post this declaration that Movie King FERNANDO POE, JR & Current Movie Prince COCO MARTIN are virtual twins!

‘DYESEBEL’ & ‘KAMBAL SIRENA’ : FISHY COLLISION

Nothing New

While I am entirely fascinated with mermaids and sometime in the past wished to be one or at least see a real scaly half-human-fish; I am appalled with how local television networks have abused the fabled tale.

LANCE RAYMUNDO RUSHED TO THE HOSPITAL! [UPDATED]

LANCE RAYMUNDO

UPDATE/ Official Statement of Mrs. Nina Zaldua-Raymundo, Lance’s Mom: Last Wednesday March 19, 2014 at 10am my son had a freak accident at the gym (name of the gym withheld upon my sons request), an approximately 80 lbs. metal barbel fell on his face while he was laying down on his back at the bench press.

Xixi Maturan’s Southern Sojourn

Xixi Shakes Up Panglao!

If you noticed , I haven’t blogged for almost a week now.  Although I brought a bunch of gadgets, I felt I owed my readers a slight vacation from my Joan Rivers-inspired posts and get utterly amazed that I can be sweet whenever I travel.

THE MATSUNAGA MAGIC

Daniel Matsunaga

I’d rather brand him as a JAPILIAN rather than Brapanese. Wala lang. Feeling ko kasi mas swak na unahin ang Japan sa Brazil para sa blood cocktail na kinausbungan ng isang DANIEL MATSUNAGA.

FangLaHeyHey : Sauteèd Chayote Tops & Dulong

Chayote or Sayote tops are enjoyed as the leafy part of various dishes like mongo, sinigang, nilaga or as salad and with bagoong.

PMPC AWARDS IN A SCAM ROLL?

Showbiz was abuzz last night and almost all roads led to Solaire Resort Casino in Parañaque.  Some said that if you were absent you did not count and if you were one of the night’s winners  you would.