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- For days and endless nights, The Vhong Navarro Mauling Incident became the favorite past time of the JOLOGS sector of our society. Define JOLOGS… try googling it please! Basically, most of them sympathize with what happened to his face and dick. They all went out of their way to bash DENIECE CORNEJO, the alleged rape victim who caused it all. Yes, si Deniece na walang kamalaymalay. Choz. But when I chanced upon Startalk this afternoon, I suddenly embraced all memories of my Jolog friends to inspire me and restrain me from puking the Schublig I had for lunch! I intently braced myself so as to be as numb as possible not react at all. There she was being interviewed by a skeleton and a faggot-in-denial all ready to spill some truths according to her pretty little head and tears that flowed like cum from her lash-ey made-up eyes. She denied being a retokada, which totally floored me because that wasn’t a relevant thing to talk about [irrelevance is best taken with a glass of lambanog] … then her dramatic monologue urging Vhong to look inside his heart and find the truth and lies and fillet it up his ass. It was quite a long spiel but what struck me were the hand gestures [as in muestra siya nang muestra] which looked like she was beating Lupang Hinirang. Contrived as it seemed she tried to exude an aura of feigned maturity and passion while babbling what could been a memorized scantilly written piece of crap. Was she channeling ANGELICA JONES? If you are not familiar with Jones, she is a trying-hard second rate starlet who is now a politician. EPIC FAIL. Oh, Deniece … you could have just shut up. Let Vhong’s camp do the talking and defy them in court. Gaga lang ang peg mo dahil bihira dito sa Pilipinas [or elsewhere] na napatuyan ang rape at naconvict ang aggressor. Nag-aral ka ba sa ANGELICA JONES SCHOOL OF ACTING? On another note, ang dami na ring sumasawsaw at naglitawang parang mga ebs sa ilog ng kagagahang ito. They dug up Bunavacs & Rodriguez, who were dispalkadors of Cedric Lee’s business; and his kabits who are insinuating that they were battered! Nyeta lang ang dating.Choz.
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