“Itanong nyo kay Jollibee!” was the only reply Richard Gutierrez gave the waiting press yesterday after his arraignment in the sala of Judge Tomas H. Torneros Jr., acting presiding judge of the 2nd Municipal Circuit Trial Court of Silang-Amadeo, sa Silang, Cavite for his 4 year-old “Reckless Imprudence Resulting to Homicide” case. He pleaded ‘NOT GUILTY‘ of course and now await a mediation process which will take place early next year. The accident that happened in 2009 took the life of his assistant Nomer Pardo and since Gutierrez was the one driving, the weight of the case funnels on him and him alone. It was also noticeable that when Gutierrez saw the press, he scratched his scalp with a middle finger which meant that that he was subliminally fucking them off. So when JOLLIBEE was spotted standing outside a fast-food chain, he was asked what was his thoughts on Richard or Recharge [as his virago mother calls him] he was being referred to. This was Jollibee’s answer : BZZZ BZZZT BZZZZZZ BZZ BZZZZZT! which translates to : ‘Makukulong ang hayop na ‘yan… nananahimik ako tapos idadamay ako?’ Hard [or harsh?] words from a giant bee who sells burgers, chicken and mango peach pie!